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gemmasholic:

Gemma with Lou and Lottie today -

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oonachaplins:

get to know me meme [5/6] movies  -  the social network (2010)
”You better lawyer up, asshole, because I’m not coming back for 30% I’m coming back for everything”

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Let’s talk kink, shall we?

badmooonrising:

So I’m bored to all high heavens, and I feel like talking about sex.

Send me:

  • your favorite kinks,
  • your favorite smut fics,
  • your favorite smut scenes, 
  • which characters you prefer as bottom/top/versatile,
  • that one fantasy you blush only to think about
  • porn headcanons,
  • real sex talk stuff

It’s Friday night, let’s spice it up!

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onedirection: #YouandIFragranceShoot onedirectionfragrance.com

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churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

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Anonymous whispered: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

image

#omg

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#bb

pheromonekvlt:

tyrushighdef:

We know what happened

Some kind of 4 armed insect lady was hit by a car rest in peace god bless

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