Zayn talking about Lux interrupting his hair cut.
when you trying to pose for a picture but he grabs yo ass
take comfort in the fact that if one direction was ever in a real life paranormal activity situation, that at least zayn malik would survive
zayn would be the only one holed up in the cabin going “naw I’m good thanks, no, I really don’t want to check out what’s making that noise outside, thanks”
zayn is a survivor
meanwhile harry and louis die first
ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog
I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.
Louis: Harry Harry Harry Harry Harry Harry Harry Harry Harry Harry Hazza
the actual video
Zayn and Louis waiting to get expelled in the principals office for getting caught smoking weed on campus
TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?
Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?
TSA: why do u always do this?